Karaoké Makin' Whoopee Rod Stewart & Elton John

Another bride another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season another reason

For making whoopee

A lot of shoes

Lot's of shoes a lot of rice

The groom is nervous

Is scared to death he answers twice

It's really killing that he's so willing

To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

Think what a year can bring, hmm, hmm

He's washin dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious he even sews

But don't forget folks

That's what you get folks for making whoopee

For making whoopee hey, hey, hey, hey

Hmm

Another year or maybe less

What's this I hear well can't you guess

She feels neglected

And he's suspected of making whoopee

Or making whoopee sing it through me, J

Oh, yeah, she sits alone

Alone, everynight most every night, oh, no he doesn't phone her

He doesn't write

He says he's busy, but she says

Is he he's making whoopee he's making whoopee

He doesn't make

He doesn't make much money much money

Only five

Only five thousand per thousand per

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says you'll pay six to her

No way, I say now judge now judge suppose I fail

The judge said right right into jail

Oh, no

I'd better keep her

Hoo, man, it's cheaper

Than making whoopee than making whoopee

Than making whoopee

Than making whoopee

Than making whoopee

Than making whoopee

Than making whoopee

Than making whoopee

Than making whoopee

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm

Never, never this for you, right