Karaoké 15 Minutes Rodney Atkins

I got a call my best friend this evening

He said he wasn't going out with us guys on Friday night

Yeah he was gonna change for his new-found flame to keep her satisfied

And I just laughed and said ha ha hey man well go ahead and try

'Cos I gave up smokin' women and drinkin' last night

And it was the worst fyfteen minutes of my life

Now I've heard it said too much fun will kill you

And I'll be the first to tell you that I don't wanna die

Too many twelve-ounce curls pretty girls and parties ain't advised

Well take it from me don't believe all that hype

'Cos I gave up smokin' women and drinkin' last night

And it was the worst fyfteen minutes of my life

That's right

You can get hit by a truck tomorrow

So you might as well raise a little hell tonight

'Cos I gave up smokin' women and drinkin' last night

And it was the worst fyfteen minutes of my life

Man it was the worst fyfteen minutes of my life

That's right

Never again