Karaoké Dancing with a Man Rodney Carrington

Boy I tell ya what

They got some hotties in this bar tonight

We're gonna have some fun

I saw her sitting in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere

She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer

She pulled me on the dancefloor

We danced a song or two

It was then I realized that I had bit off more than

I could chew

I think I'm dancing with a man

She's got calasses on her hands

She's got a voice like Johnny Cash

I think she's hiding a moustache

I think I'm dancing with a man

We sit down and talked a while and we listened to the band

And then a friend of mine walked by and he asked her if she'd dance

Then he gently took her hand

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

And he twirled her 'round and 'round

It looked like he was having fun until her skirt fell to the ground

Oh my god that girl's a man

The boys at the lodge won't understand

As they two-stepped 'cross the floor

I quickly headed for the door

I know he's dancing with a man

Good Lord he's dancing with a man

Let it be known throughout the land

Two boys from Texas danced the jig with a dude who wore a wig

I know he's dancing with a man

She crushed a beer can on her head

Good Lord her forehead's red

That's a big

Big

Big man