Karaoké Don't Look Now Rodney Carrington

I remember way back when I was just a boy

Goin' places with my mom and dad

It used to scare me to death how momma used to act

After six or seven beers she's had

We were sittin' at a table when momma got disabled

All the liquor runnin' to her head

Soon I got to chokin' daddy wasn't jokin'

When he grabbed me by the arm and said

Don't look now your momma's

Got her boobs out showing everybody in town

Faces turnin' red we were wishin' we were dead

There where people standing all around

When momma gets to drinking there ain't much thinkin' there's nothing anybody can do

Just hope and pray there never comes a day when

My momma's out drinkin' with you

Well we got her in the truck and we started drivin' home

When momma said she had to go

Daddy pulled it over we were standing

On the shoulder while mom is puttin' on a show

Then he started up the truck and momma stood up

With her pants still around her knees

When we heard momma holler if ya give me a dollar

Well I'll let you take a peek at these

Don't look now your momma's

Got her boobs out showing everybody in town

Faces turnin' red we were wishin' we were dead

There where people standing all around

When momma gets to drinking there ain't much thinkin' there's nothing anybody can do

Won't you hope and pray there never comes a day

When my momma's out drinkin' with you

Won't you hope and pray there never comes a day

When my momma's out drinkin' with you