Karaoké If I'm the Only One Rodney Carrington

We fell in love and got married back in nineteen ninety-three

And people said you had a rocky past it never mattered to me

You say I'm the only one but there's pictures on our wall of you and your ex boyfriend kissing at the mall

If I'm the only one you ever loved how come you still talk to him

If I'm the only one you ever loved how come our baby looks just like Tim

Just asking questions

I don't mean to pry

You got all the answers so baby, just tell me why

If I'm the only one you ever loved who's underwear are these

If I'm the only one you ever loved how come you got so many Mardi Gras beads

You say that I'm the only one you loved

You didn't come home the other night

You said you had to work late

I came by your office with some cookies I baked

I walked in and I saw him and his hands were in your hair

And both your feet were pointed in the air

If I'm the only one you ever loved how come your boss is all over you

If I'm the only one you ever loved how come his pants are down around his shoes

Just asking questions

I don't mean to pry

You got all the answers so baby, just tell me why

I just need an explanation so I can understand

Why when I came home last night there was a naked man running 'cross our land

With his clothes in his hand he ran

If I'm the only one you ever loved how come your names on the bathroom wall

If I'm the only one you ever loved how come it says for a good time call

You say that I'm the only one you loved

But you spent the night on fifty cents tour bus

How am I the only one you ever loved