Karaoké It's Too Late Rodney Carrington & Lisa Cochran

When we first met we made love every hour

Nowadays I always have to beg

When we first met your stomach was a six-pack

Nowadays it looks more like a keg

It's too late now we're married

It's too late now we're married

'Till we're dead and buried

'Till we're dead and buried

You're stuck with me

You're stuck with me and I'm stuck with you and I'm stuck with you

Baby it's too late

Baby it's too late and there's nothin' we can do and there's nothin' we can do

We tied the knot

We tied the knot and we both have second thoughts

Have second thoughts

I got drunk and now

I got drunk and now

I'm stuck with you

I'm stuck with you

When we first met our love was like a flower

Now it's like a weed

I'd like to pick

When we first met our love was strong and growin'

Now it's short and shriveled like your dick

It's too late now we're married

It's too late now we're married

'Till we're dead and buried

'Till we're dead and buried

You're stuck with me

You're stuck with me and I'm stuck with you and I'm stuck with you

Baby it's too late

Baby it's too late and there's nothin' we can do and there's nothin' we can do

We took our vows

We took our vows and we're both sorry now

Sorry now

I got drunk and now

I got drunk and now

I'm stuck with you

I'm stuck with you

Now I share a checkin' account and half my money's gone

I share a bathroom with a man who can't hit the John

I got someone to nag at me and tell me how to drive

Now my life is over but my body's still alive

Hey you're stuck with me

You're stuck with me

What did we do

What did we do

Oh whatever made me stick my thing in you

We took our vows

We took our vows and we're both sorry now

Sorry now

Baby I got drunk and now

Baby I got drunk and now

I'm stuck with you

I'm stuck with you

Yeah the condom broke and now I'm stuck with you

The kids aren't yours and I'm still stuck with you