Karaoké Letter to My Penis Rodney Carrington

Hello

I'm Rodney Carrington

Dear penis

I don't think I like you anymore

You used to watch me shave

Now all you do is stare at the floor

Oh dear penis

I don't like you anymore

It used to be you and me

A paper towel and a dirty magazine

That's all we needed to get by

Now it seems things have changed

I think that you're the one to blame

Dear penis

I don't like you anymore

Now he sings

Dear Rodney

I don't think I like you anymore

'Cos when you get to drinkin' you put me places

I've never been before

Dear Rodney

I dont like you anymore

Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship

And come to terms with truly how we feel

If we put our heads together we'd just stay home forever

Dear penis

I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney

While you're shavin' shave my balls