Karaoké Letter to My Penis (2015 version) Rodney Carrington

Dear penis

I don't think I like you anymore

You used to watch me shave

Now all you do is stare at the floor

Oh dear penis

I don't like you anymore

It used to be you and me

A paper towel and a dirty magazine

That's all we needed to get by

Now it seems things have changed

I think that you're the one to blame

Dear penis

I don't like you anymore

Let me have it buddy

Dear Rodney

I don't think I like you anymore

When you get to drinkin'

You put me places

I've never been before

Dear Rodney

I dont like you anymore

Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship

Come to terms with truly how we feel

If we put our heads together we'd just stay home forever

Penis

I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney

While you're shavin' would you shave my balls

'Course I will

Buddy we've been together too long hardin'

Get your balls

Let's go to the house

Come on