Karaoké Show Them to Me Rodney Carrington

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy

There's too much hate and killing going on

But when I see the bare chest of a woman

My worrys and my problems are all gone

No one thinks of fighting when they see a topless girl

Baby if you would show yours too we could save the world

Show them to me

Show them to me

Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free

They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater

Baby I'm sure you'll agree

If you got two fun bags

Show them to me

I don't care if they don't match or ones bigger than the other

You could show me one and I'll imagine the other

Even if you're really old

There's nothing wrong

Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad they're just a little long

Show them to me

Show them to me

Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see

Just disrob, show your globes and a happy man I'll be

If you got dos chichi's

Show them to me

I've met a lot of them but never one I've hated

Even if you've had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated

There's no such thing as a bad breast

I believe this much is true

If you're a big fat man

I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see yours too

Show them to me

Show them to me

Just like the girls gone wild on TV

Just lean back and show your rack

And I'll be in ecstasy

If you got two casabas

Show them to me

Yeah

All the world will live in harmony

It'll do you good

It'll give me wood

We'll make history

If you love your country

I'm gonna say it one more time

I said

If you love your country, yeah

Then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me