Karaoké The Everclear Song Roger Creager

Everyday in lunch in high school and all of my senior year

I'd drink my Coca-Cola with a touch of Everclear

I never had to study math science or history

I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory

In my junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherrie-Ann

One night I put some Everclear in her Dr. Pepper can

And I thought it'd make her easy but she took it pretty hard

I took her home and rang her doorbell

Left her lyin' in the yard

Tequila dries me out and beer just makes me fat

Whiskey makes me nauseous

Tell me who the hell needs that

If you're thinkin' about drinkin' then the answer's crystal clear

It's the invisible intoxicant

It's called Everclear

I remember my church picnic in the spring of eighty-nine

Yeah they had four fresh watermelons sliced right off the vine

When they bowed their heads givin' grace for the food hey I pulled out the bottle and I soaked them melons good

Well they never knew what hit 'em when the potion went to work

They had grandmas doin' backflips

Grandpas lookin' up their skirts

They were singin' Hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs

Preacher said it was the best dang picnic that the baptists had ever thrown

Tequila dries me out and beer just makes me fat

Whiskey makes me nauseous

Tell me who the hell needs that

If you're thinkin' about drinkin' then the answer's crystal clear

It's the invisible intoxicant

It's called Everclear

When I'm drinkin' Everclear

I think I'm king of this whole world

I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earle

Until I wake up and I'm face down in the hall

Hey I'm completely naked for a reason I can't recall

Well I'm kinda, sorta thinkin' that maybe I met a chick 'cos there's perfume in the air and there's lipstick on my neck

Well I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was kind enough to leave my clothes somewhere they're easy to find

Tequila dries me out and beer just makes me fat

Whiskey makes me nauseous

Tell me who the hell needs that

If you're thinkin' about drinkin' then the answer's crystal clear

It's the invisible intoxicant

It's called Everclear