Karaoké Peter Piper Run-DMC

Now Peter picked

Piper, peppers

But Run rocked

Rhymes

Humpty fell

Dumpty, down

That's his hard

Time

Jack B. was

Nimble, nimble

And he was

Quick

But Jam, much

Master, faster

Jack's on Jay's dick

Jack's on Jay's dick

Now Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep

And Rip Van Winkle fell the hell asleep

And Alice chillin' somewhere in Wonderland

Jack's servin' Jill a bucket in his hand

And Jam Master Jay's makin' all that sound

The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down

Now Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing

But Jam Master's gettin' loose and D.M.C.'s the king

'Cos he's adult entertainer

Child educator

Jam Master Jay king of the crossfader

Crossfader

He's the better of the best best believe he's the baddest

Perfect timin' when I'm climbin'

I'm a rhymin' apparatus

Lot of guts

Girls move their butts

When he cuts girls move their butts

Hear the play, he must be nuts

His name is Jay

He must be nuts

And on the mix real quick and I'd like

To say

But he's fast

He's not Flash, fast and his name is Jay and his name is Jay

It

It goes a-one two three and

Jay's like King Midas as I was told

Everything that he touch turn to gold

He's the greatest of the greater

Get it straight, he's great

Playin' fame 'cos his name is known in every state

His name is Jay, to see him play will make you say

God damn that DJ made my day

Like the butcher, the baker

The candlestick maker

He's a maker, a breaker and a title taker

Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe

If cuts were kids he would be due

Not lyin' y'all

He's the best I know

And if I lie my nose will grow

Like a little wooden boy named Pinocchio and you all know how the story go

Go, tricks are for kids

He plays much gigs

He's a big bad wolf and you're the three pigs

He's a big bad wolf in your neighborhood

Not, meanin', but meanin' good

Bad, bad

Bad meanin' good

There it is

There it is

We're Run-D.M.C.

Got a beef to settle

We're Run-D.M.C.

Got a beef to settle

D's not Hansel

He's not Gretel

Jay's a winner

Not a beginner

His pocket gets fat

Others get thinner

J-j-j-j-j-j-j-jump

Jump on Jay like cow jumps moon

People chase Jay like dish and spoon

And like all fairy tales end

You'll see Jay again my friend you'll see Jay again my friend

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