Karaoké Boobs Ruth Wallis

You've gotta have boobs

If you wanna impress tycoons and rubes

You need boobs to fill out a sweater

You need two but three might be better

That's one in the back for dancing

Doot doot doot doot

Doot doot doot doot

Doot doot doot doot doot

You've gotta be stacked

Hey you gotta be grouped

Individually packed

For with boobs you can start a romance off

Make a man stand right up and take his hat off

I know it doesn't rhyme ducky but it does keep me legitimate

To make a bull paw the earth and mutter even a cow has to show her udders

You've gotta have boobs

B-O-O-B-S

Some push 'em up

Some stick 'em out and some keep 'em flappin' in the breeze

Some tie then down because if they don't they would hang down to their knees, just you tease

You've gotta have boobies if you want men to offer diamonds and rubies

Why even a tennis player would knock his balls out over the net

For a chick who fills each cup until it falls out

Big, small or medium or oversized

They've all got that flavor and it's homogenized

You've gotta have boobs

B-O-O-B-S

Now some have enough and some have too much

And some like me could stand a whole lot more

Some are like watermelons and some are like grapes

And some are like knobs upon the door

What's your score

You've gotta be filled

Two fried eggs will never grab him like grapefruits will and they're both breakfast foods

But listen girls

Don't try to fool your lover

Remember he can go to Good Year if he wants rubber

Some men are leg men and some are behind men

But if he's a boobs man even a blind man'll find 'em

You've gotta have boobs

B-O-O-B-S

You think it's easy to write songs like this

Lots of research

Just think if all us girls had boobies with fluoridation we could take the cavities out of the whole damn nation

A nibble a day keeps the dentist away

Alter kackers like big knockers

This goes over great in Israel

You've gotta have boobs

Oh be kind to your flat-chested friend

Tomorrow she may be bigger than you are

You start out with A-cup and wind up with E-cup

Silicone's a girl's best friend