Karaoké Sweet as Whole Sara Bareilles & Ben Folds

Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet

Got this sugary me stuffed up in my sleeve

And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things

And I'm just who you want me to be

But like most creatures down here on the ground

I'm composed of the elements moving around

And I grow and change and I shift and I switch

And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch

But that only happens when I get provoked

By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know

And I sit and I write while reminding you all

That mean songs are still better than going postal

That guy's an asshole that girl's a bitch

Baby it's natural no gettin' away from it

So sing it out with me and then let it go

Fuck that guy he's just an asshole

Oh-asshole asshole asshole

I see I've surprised you with some of my words

And I know that surprises while fun still can hurt

And I hate to think that I ruined the day

Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade

But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways

Your toxin wasting perfectly good space

And I say what I think 'cos it's more economic than drugs or a drink

That guy's an asshole that girl's a bitch

Baby it's natural no gettin' away from it

So sing it out with me and then let it go

Fuck that guy he's just an asshole

And I won't let him in under my skin

You're a sad sack of shit it's pathetic

Just a festering sore who will never be more

Than that if I don't let it

That guy's an asshole that girl's a bitch

Baby it's natural no gettin' away from it

So sing it out with me and then let it go

Fuck that guy he's just an asshole

Asshole asshole

Asshole ooh asshole

Fuck that guy he's just an asshole