Karaoké Wow! I Can Get Sexual Too Say Anything

If I die and go to hell real soon it will appear to me as this room

And for eternity I'd lay in bed in my boxers half stoned with a pillow under my head

I'd be chatting on the interweb

Maggots prey upon the living dead

I had no interest in the things she said on the phone every day

I'll permanently hit the hay hey

I called her on the phone and she touched herself

She touched herself

She touched herself

I called her on the phone and she touched herself

I laughed myself to sleep

At this rate

I'll be heading for electric chairs

I'm only human with my cross to bear

When she described her underwear

I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul

You're too young to be this empty girl

I'll prepare you for a sick dark world

Know that you will be my downfall

But I call and I call and I call

I called her on the phone and she touched herself

She touched herself

She touched herself

I called her on the phone and she touched herself

I laughed myself to sleep

I don't know what I want

I don't know what I want

I don't know what I want

I don't know what I want

I don't know what I want

I don't know what I want

I don't know what I want

I don't know what I want

I called her on the phone and she touched herself

She touched herself

She touched herself

I called her on the phone and she touched herself

I laughed myself to sleep

I called her on the phone and she touched herself

She touched herself

She touched herself

I called her on the phone and she touched herself

I laughed myself to sleep