Karaoké Kaput Schmigadoon! (Dove Cameron)

Back when I was summerin' in Brussels

I fell in love with Martin and his muscles

My heart got pumpin' every time he flexed

It's fair to say that I was overcome by what came next

Turns out he wasn't all that strong in bed and that is when I turned to him and said

We've gone kaput

Now we're kaput

Once our desire burnt like a fire but now there's nothin' left but soot

We had a laugh or two but now the laughter is through

My dear I fear that we're kaput

Once I took a lover up in Munich who made my prior beau look like a eunuch

Soon we were makin' romance 'round the clock but soon alas I tired of his oh cockamamie talk

You see the man had nothin' in his head and so one night I'd had enough and said

We've gone kaput

Now we're kaput

Your rear's sublime but now it's time it got a visit from my foot

We had a fine affair but please get out of mein hair

My dear I fear it's clear that we're kaput

We've gone kaput

Now we're kaput

Once our desire burnt like a fire but now there's nothin' left but soot

We had a fine affair but please get out of mein hair

My dear I fear that we're kaput