Karaoké Can't Pass the Bar Scotty McCreery

Jessie's a mechanic

His mother-in-law's a manic

His new wife's in a panic

Sayin' When you comin' home

Danny drives a tractor

Left it in the pasture

Boss is gettin' madder 'cos he won't pick up the phone

Might not be an Ivy League

Einstein crowd but when it comes to Friday night man we got it figured out

When the long week's pay checks are cashed

Where we gonna spend it buddy you ain't gotta ask

When the neon lights are kickin' on

All of us are headin' to a home away from home

We don't look like much but we're pretty damn smart for some good ol' boys that can't pass the bar

Bobby's got a cousin that says he's good for nothin'

Always makin' fun of him 'cos he doesn't own a suit

Freddy's ex-lady's got a new Mercedes from the judge she's datin' down in Baton Rouge

He's the book smart

No dart pool shootin' kind

That's why she shows back up every other Friday night

When the long week's pay checks are cashed

Where we gonna spend it buddy you ain't gotta ask

When the neon lights are kickin' on

All of us are headin' to a home away from home

We don't look like much but we're pretty damn smart for some good ol' boys that can't pass the bar

When you're raised out here you are who you are

That two-lane road will only get you so far

We can pass around cigars guitars and jars

But we can't, we can't

Can't pass the bar

When the long week's pay checks are cashed

Where we gonna spend it buddy you ain't gotta ask

When the neon lights are kickin' on

All of us are headin' to a home away from home

We don't look like much but we're pretty damn smart for some good ol' boys that can't pass the bar

Just some good ol' boys that can't pass the bar yeah

We can't pass the bar