Karaoké The Man Song (live The Bob & Tom Show) Sean Morey

Ladies and gentlemen

The Man Song

I don't take no crap from anybody else but you

I wear the pants around here when I'm finished with your laundry

'Cos I'm a guy you don't wanna fight

When I say Jump you say Yeah right

I'm the man of this house until you get home

What I say goes around here right out the window

And I don't wanna hear a lot of whining so I'll shut up

The sooner you learn who's boss around here the sooner you can give me my orders dear

'Cos I'm the head honcho around here but it's all in my head

And I can have sex anytime if you want 'cos I'm a man who has needs but they're not that important

And don't expect any flowers from me 'cos if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry

I'm the king of my castle when you're not around

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble

And I'll come home when I'm good and ready to sleep on the couch

'Cos a man's got to do what a man's got to do and I'm gonna do what you tell me to

Because I'm top dog around here but I've been neutered