Karaoké Friggin' in the Riggin' Sex Pistols

Ahoy scurvey's

Listen to this then

It was on the good ship Venus

By Christ ya should've seen us

The figurehead was a whore in bed and the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger he was a dirty bugger

He wasn't fit to shovel shit from one place to another

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

There was fuck all else to do

Captain's name was Morgan

By Christ he was a gorgon

Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play on his fuckin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper

By Christ he was a trooper

He jerked and jerked until he worked himself into a stupor

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

There was fuck all else to do

Hold on

Give it some bollocks

The second mate was Andy

By Christ he had a dandy

'Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock from cummin' in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper

He was a fuckin' nipper

He stuffed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

There was fuck all else to do

Ahoy there Jimmy

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

There was fuck all else to do

The Captain's wife was Mabel

To fuck she was not able

So the dirty shits they nailed her tits across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter who fell in deep sea water

Delighted squeals

We knew the eels had found her sexual quarters

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

There was fuck all else to do

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There was fuck all else to do

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There was fuck all else to do

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There was fuck all else to do

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Friggin' in the riggin'

There was fuck all else to do

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There was fuck all else to do

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Friggin' in the riggin'

There was fuck all else to do