Karaoké Don't Bother Shakira

She's got the kind of look that defies gravity

She's the greatest cook and she's fat free

She's been to private school and she speaks perfect French

She's got the perfect friends oh isn't she cool?

She practices Tai Chi

She'd never lose her nerve

She's more than you deserve

She's just far better than me

Hey hey

So don't bother

I won't die of deception

I promise you won't ever see me cry don't feel sorry

And don't bother

I'll be fine

But she's waiting the ring you gave to her will lose its shine so don't bother be unkind

I'm sure she doesn't know how to touch you like I would

I beat her at that one good don't you think so?

She's almost six feet tall

She must think I'm a flea

I'm really a cat you see and it's not my last life at all

Hey hey

So don't bother

I won't die of deception

I promise you won't ever see me cry don't feel sorry

Don't bother

I'll be fine

But she's waiting the ring you gave to her will lose its shine so don't bother be unkind

For you I'd give up all I own and move to a communist country if you came with me of course

And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you

I lose those pounds

I learn about football

If it made you stay but you won't but you won't

So don't bother

I'll be fine I'll be fine

I'll be fine I'll be fine

Promise you won't ever see me cry

And after all I'm glad that

I'm not your type

Promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't bother

I'll be fine I'll be fine

I'll be fine I'll be fine

Promise you won't ever see me cry

And after all I'm glad that

I'm not your type not your type not your type not your type

Promise you won't ever see me cry