Karaoké Out for a Rip Shark Tank

I'm from the Great White North right like up above the States

The big land mass that the rest of the world hates

We're like above that

Fuckin' north I guess

The big patch of trees where everybody's bored to death

We're just chillin' up here

Sippin' syrup, playin' hockey

Before we learn to walk we can crosscheck properly

Just rockin' plaid jackets

Chainsaws we operate 'em

Fuckin' eh right we do bud

We cut our weight in firewood

Every twenty minutes or so

Smoke break

And if the Leafs make the playoffs

I'll fuckin' jump in the lake

Fuckin' buddy comes over to my place the other night

Do you wanna go out for a rip

And I was like Fuckin' right

So we hop in the truck and hit the mud and I was like

Ooh fuck yeah bud

Just out for a rip are ya bud

Just out for a rip

Just out for a rip are ya bud

Just out for a rip

Just out for a rip are ya bud

Just out for a rip

Just out for a rip are ya bud

Just out for a rip

I come from the land of the polite where shit's covered in ice

And when I'm down in the States they're like You're too fuckin' nice

Like yeah we got manners but fuckin' buddies still fight

And fuckin' swear and fuckin' drink all night

Like this one time

Me and fuckin' buddy are out havin' a dart

And fuckin' buddy burns a hole in my coat

And I was like Fuck bud 'cos the coat was pretty new right

And he was like Fuck you so I put his head in a snowbank

And just started fuckin' feedin' him the right left

Like fuckin' boom boom boom

You had enough yet

And he's like Okay okay

Fuck chill out shit

So I pulled him out of the snow and we went out for a rip

Just out for a rip are ya bud

Just out for a rip

Just out for a rip are ya bud

Just out for a rip

Just out for a rip are ya bud

Just out for a rip

Just out for a rip are ya bud

Just out for a rip