Karaoké I Know It's Today Shrek (comédie musicale)

Settle in girls it's story time

There's a princess in a tower oh my gosh that's just like me

Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut

But the witch won't set her free

She passes time by singing like someone else I know

As years go by she sits and waits as years go by uh oh

A torturous existence

I don't remember this part

She wishes she were dead skip ahead skip ahead

But in the end

Rapunzel finds a millionaire

The prince is good at climbing and braiding golden hair

So I know he'll appear 'cos there are rules and there are strictures

I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight

My white knight and his steed

Will look just like these pictures

It won't be long now

I guarantee

Day number twenty three

I know it's today

I know it's today

Oh here's a good one it's a classic

There's a princess in a coma glad it's her instead of me

Pretty maiden in a glass box how I wonder does she pee

Blah blah blah blah poison apple boring boring evil queen

Filler filler been there read that seven shorties on the scene skip ahead skip ahead

But in the end the princess wakes up with a start the prince is good at kissing

And melting

Snow White's heart

So I know he'll appear and his armor will be blinding

As shining as his perfect teeth and manly hose

He'll propose on one knee

And our prenup will be binding

About time we set the wedding date

Day number nine hundred and fifty eight

I know it's today he'll show up today

There's a princess any princess

Take your pick they're all like me

Not exactly

I'm still waiting they're out living happily

Ever after better get here

I want love in seconds flat

No one needs these middle bits

Oops did I do that cut the villains cut the vamping cut this fairytale

Cut the peril and the pitfalls cut the puppet and the whale cut the monsters cut the curses

Keep the intro cut the verses and the waiting the waiting the waiting the waiting the waiting

But I know he'll appear

Though I seem a bit bipolar

And I'm a vandal now as well hope he won't mind

I'm a find I'm a catch and a very gifted bowler

It won't be long now

I guarantee

Day number are you there God

It's me Fiona it's me Fiona

Now I know he'll appear 'cos there are rules and there are strictures

I believe the storybooks

I read by candlelight

My white knight my knight and his steed

Will look just like these pictures

It won't be long now

I guarantee

Day number twenty three

Day number nine

Day number eight thousand four hundred and twenty three

I know it's today

I know it's today, ooh

I know it

I know it's today today

I know it's today