Karaoké I Think I Got You Beat Shrek (comédie musicale)

There are things you don't know

You know

About me

About how rough I had it

What

In that cushy tower of yours

Cushy

Are you kidding

I had nothing in that tower

Fighting boredom by the hour

Princess lonely

Walking circles

I had only

Bare essentials, army cot

A hot plate and chamber pot and

Every morning I would boil it

No choice

I had no toilet

Just a view of devastation

Out one window, isolation

In my bedroom

And very little headroom

Twenty years I sat and waited

I'm very dedicated

On the walls the days were added

Luckily those walls were padded

So

I think I got you beat

I think I got you beat

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

I think I got you beat

I think I got you beat

Oh you think so

That was a sad story but

I've heard better

I'm just saying

E for effort

Thanks for playing

Sad to see a princess suffer but I had it rougher

Like that time a mob with torches burned my britches

See the scorches

You're just whiney

I had a flaming hiney

As I fled I had to wonder

If I were torn asunder

Would an ogre go to Heaven

Did I mention I was seven

So

I think I got you beat

I think I got you beat

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

I think I got you beat

I think I got you beat

No warm regards

No Christmas cards

And everyday

Was hell on earth day

Okay top this

I missed my prom

My dad and mom sent me away

It was my birthday

Ugh

I was sent away on Christmas Eve

Ah ha

No warm regards

Bare essentials, army cot

A hot plate and chamber pot and

No Christmas cards

Every morning I would boil it

No choice

I had no toilet

And every day was hell

Just a view of devastation

Out one window, isolation on earth day

In my bedroom

And very little headroom

I missed my prom

Twenty years I sat and waited

My dad and mom sent me away

It was my birthday

I'm very dedicated

On the walls the days were added

Luckily those walls were padded

Twenty years

I missed my prom

My dad and mom sent me away

My dad and mom sent me away

So

So

I think I got you beat

I think I got you beat

I think I got you beat

I think I got you beat

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

I think I got you beat

I think I got you beat

I think I got you beat

I think I got you beat

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

I think I got you beat

I think I got you beat

I think I got you beat

I think I got you beat

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah

Oopsie

Oh well better out than in

I always say

Ah ha ha ha

Oh ho ho ho

Hmm mmh mmh mmh mmh

Burp

Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh

Burp

Hmm mmh mmh mmh mmh

Burp

Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh

Burp burp burp burp

Na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na

Ha

Burp

Burp

Ah

Oh

Ha ha

Hhhh

Watch out

No

Ah ha ha

Oh ho

Ho ho ho ho ho

No no no no

Pull my finger

Ah ha ha ha ha ha

Uh no no no no no no

Wooh dunner

Hhhh

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah ha ha ha

Yeah yeah

Ha ha yeah yeah

Ah ha ha

Hm hm

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho

Hm ha ha ha

Ha ha ha