Karaoké That's the Story of My Life Shrek (comédie musicale)

Alright

When I call your name step forward

Pinocchio the puppet

Hu I'm not a puppet

I'm a real boy

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

That's your patch of mud down there

Oh, dopped on a swamp

Man I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap

Life is disappointing

Whoa is what I know

Outted by my nose that's just how it goes for poor

Pinocchio

Story of my life always doomed to fail oh

Cheated by a fox swallowed by a whale oh

That's the story of my life oh yeah

That's the story of my life

Strife is never ending

Peter Pan

Banished from the town

Ugly Duckling

They dragged me from the pond

They broke my magic wand

They blew our condos down

Wicked Witch

Life is such a witch hunt

Mama's in the mud

Mama's in distress

They ridiculed my hat

They said that we were fat

They tore my cotton

Granny dress

And called me a hot and tranny mess

Sugar Plum fairy

Story of my life

Story of my life booted from the ball booted from the ball

Told to go away tumbled off a wall

Told to go away tumbled off a wall

That's the story of my life

You're late rabbit

That's the story of my life

That's the story of my life

Have fun you guys

That's the story of my life

And remember if we find

That's the story of my life you back in the kingdom

You will be executed

I always dreamed

I'd get a happy ending

And this right here not how it goes

I always dreamed

I'd get an ever after

If this is it it blows, it blows, it blows

This is worse than that case of

Dutch Elm disease

I caught in Tijuana

Story of my life all the wasted prayers

All the broken dreams

All the broken chairs

All the damage done

All the busted beds

All the shattered falls

And the pourage on our heads

That's the story of my life yes sir

That's the story of my life oi vei

That's the story of my

Life

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