Karaoké Imposter Syndrome Sidney Gish

Unfortunately

I am my own dog my own fur companion

My own old lady on a forum who types in glittery decorum

Unfortunately

I take myself out walking every day and

I hand my legs to the feet and

I give my head to the leash

Every other day

I'm wondering what's a human being gotta be like

What's a way to just be competent these sweet instincts ruin my life

Every other day

I'm wondering was it a mistake to try and define

What I'm certain's mad incompetence these sweet instincts ruin my life

I can't smell well or tell the time not K through eight nor K dash nine

For human grossly underqualified for canine grossly overqualified

I don't blend in at PetSmart and that truth remains for the Walmart

'Cos in either case they say to me what the fuck is lost in aisle three

Every other day

I'm wondering what's a human being gotta be like

What's a way to just be competent these sweet instincts ruin my life

Every other day

I'm wondering was it a mistake to try and define

What I'm certain's mad incompetence these sweet instincts ruin my life

Just watch me moving far away nobody even knows my name and

No one suspects that I'm not fine, and nobody outs behavioural Frankenstein

Just look at Victor in LA and Syd with the y at U of A

And all the majors at the labels rebooting soon as I am able

Every other day

I'm wondering what's a human being gotta be like

What's a way to just be competent these sweet instincts ruin my life

Every other day

I'm wondering was it a mistake to try and define

What I'm certain's mad incompetence these sweet instincts ruin my life

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

Da da da da da da da da da these sweet instincts ruin my life

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

Da da da da da da da da da these sweet instincts ruin my life

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