Karaoké Ex-Wives Six (comédie musicale)

Divorced

Beheaded

Died

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

And tonight we are live

Listen up let me tell you a story

A story that you think you've heard before

We know you know our names and our fame and our faces

Know all about the glories and the disgraces

I'm done 'cos all this time

I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme

So I picked up a pen and a microphone

History's about to get overthrown

Divorced

Beheaded

Died

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

But just for you tonight we're divorced, beheaded live

Welcome to the show to the historemix

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

Raising up the roof 'till we hit the ceiling

Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives but now we're ex-wives

All you ever hear and read about is our ex and the way it ended

But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush

You're gonna find out how we got unfriended

Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice 'cos we're taking you to court

And every Tudor Rose has its thorns

And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort

Divorced

Beheaded

Died

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

But just for you tonight we're divorced, beheaded live

Welcome to the show to the historemix

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

Dancing to the beat 'till the break of day once

We're done, we'll start again like it's the Renaissance

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives ex-wives

My name is

Catherine of Aragon was married twenty-four years

I'm a paragon of royalty

My loyalty is to the Vatican

So if you try to dump me you won't try that again

Beheaded

I'm that Boleyn girl and I'm up next

See I broke England from the Church

Yeah I'm that sexy

Why did I lose my head?

Well my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red

Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved

When my son was newly born

I died, but I'm not what I seem

Or am I?

Stick around and you'll suddenly see more

Ich bin Anna of Cleves when he saw my portrait he was like

But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic

Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry's little

Prick up your ears

I'm the Katherine who lost her head

For my promiscuity outside of wed

Lock up your husbands

Lock up your sons

K Howard is here and the fun's begun

Five down, I'm the final wife

I saw him to the end of his life

I'm the survivor

Catherine Parr

I bet you wanna know how I got this far

I said I bet you wanna know how we got this far hey

Do you wanna know how we got this far?

Then welcome to the show to the historemix

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

Get your hands up

Get this party buzzing

You want a Queen Bee well there's half a dozen

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives ah

But now we're ex-wives

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