Karaoké Children's Story Slick Rick

Alright, you kids get to bed

I'll get the storybook

Y'all tucked in?

Here we go

Once upon a time not long ago

When people wore pajamas and lived life slow

When laws were stern and justice stood

And people were behavin' like they ought ta good

There lived a little boy who was misled

By another little boy and this is what he said

Me and you Ty we gonna make sum cash

Robbin' old folks and makin' tha dash

They did the job money came with ease

But one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease

He robbed another and another and a sister and her brother

Tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover

The cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic

He said keep still boy no need for static

Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap

But little did he know the little boy was strapped

The kid pulled out a gun he said "Why did you hit me ?"

The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney

The cop got scared the kid he starts to figure

I'll do years if I pull this trigga

So he cold dashed and ran around the block

Cop radioes it to another lady cop

He ran by a tree there he saw this sister

A shot for the head he shot back but he missed her

Looked around good and from expectations

So he decided he'd head for the subway stations

But she was coming and he made a left

He was runnin' top speed 'till he was outta breath

Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him

Then he made his move to an abandoned building

Ran up the stairs up to the top floor

Opened up the door there

Guess who he saw?

Dave the dope fiend shootin' and dope

Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap

He said

I need bullets hurry up run

The dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun

He went outside but there was cops all over

Then he dipped into a car a stolen Nova

Raced up the block doing eighty-three

Crashed into a tree near university

Escaped alive though the car was battered

Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered

Ran out of bullets and still had static

Grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic

Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead

He told the cops

"Back off or honey here's dead"

Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong

So he let the lady go and he starts to run on

Sirens sounded he seemed astounded and

Before long the little boy got surrounded

He dropped the gun so went the glory

And this is the way

I have to end this story

He was only one in a madman's dream

The cops shot the kid

I still hear him scream

This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh

Just another case about the wrong path

Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast

Good night

Ooh boy

That Uncle Ricky is really weird

I know right what does he mean by straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast

I don't know

I think he be crackin' it up

Well good night

Another

That's right

Rick the Ruler

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