Karaoké La Di Da Di (live) Slick Rick & Doug E. Fresh

Ah yeah

Yeah

La-di-da-di

La-di-da-di

La-di La-di

You know what you peep this

La-di-da-di we like to party

We don't cause trouble

We dont bother nobody

We're just some men that's on the mic and when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic right

For all of y'all keeping y'all in health

Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself

'Cos it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin' that we create

So that's our mission so listen to what we say because this type of shit happens everyday

I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin'

Gave myself a a mornin' yawn and went to the bathroom to wash up

Had some soap on my face and my hand upon the cup

I said a mirror mirror on the wall

Who is the top choice of them all

There was a rumble dumble

Five minutes it lasted the mirror said

Yo that's true that's why we never have no beef

So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth

Used Oil of Olay 'cos my skin gets pale

Then I got the files for my fingernails

True to the night and on my behalf

I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath

Clean, dry was my body and hair

I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear

For all the girls

I might take home

I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne

Fresh dressed like a millions bucks threw on the Valley shoes

And the fly green socks

Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no

I went back in I forgot the

Then I dilly ran through a

Bumped into my old girl from the

This was a girl playing hard to get

So I said What's wrong 'cos she looked upset

She said uh

Say what

She said what

And now my life is filled with rainy days

And I love you so how much you'll never know

'Cos you took your love away from me oh

Now what was I to do

She's crying over me and she was feeling blue

I said don't cry

Here comes your mother with those two little guys

Her mean mother steps and says to me

Hit Sally in the face and decked her in the

Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet

Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The bitch was strong the kids was gone

Something was wrong

I said what is going on

I tried to break it up I said stop it, leave her

She said if I can't have you

She grabbed me closely by my socks

So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox

But uh, she gave chase she caught up quick

She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, she said

So we can go cruising in my OJ, and what

I'll give you all my love today

What Ricky Ricky Ricky what

Somehow your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your jazzy ways

Yo MC Rick my love is here to stay

And on and on and on she kept on

The bitch been around before my mother's born

I said cheer up

I gave her a kiss

I said you can't have me

I'm too young for you miss

She said no you're not then she starts crying

I says I'm thirty-four, she says

I said I am go ask my mother

And with your wrinkled pussy

I can't be your lover

To the tick tock and you don't stop

To the tick tick ya don't hit it