Karaoké Mona Lisa Slick Rick

Ladies, and gentlemen and lowlifes

It is with outstanding pleasure that we are here to present tonight

Slick Rick, the Ruler and MC Ricky D

Doing their smash hit Mona Lisa you know, like the picture

Anyway, I'd like to take this time out to bow before his divine majesty

Oh, your majesty, hmm

Can I kiss your hand, hmm hmm

Enough

Come your highness they await you

Well, it was one of those days not much to do

I was chillin' downtown with my old school crew

I went into a store to buy a slice of pizza

And bumped into a girl

Her name was Mona-what

Mona Lisa, what

Mona Lisa, so men named you

You know what I'm sayin'

So I said

Excuse me, dear my gosh, you look nice

Put away your money

I'll buy that slice

She said thanks

I'd rather a slice of you

I'm just kidding but that's awfully nice of you

The compliment showed she had a mind in her

And when I smiled

I almost blinded her

She said Great Scott are you a thief

Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth

Ha-ha, ha

Had to find that funny

So I said no child

I work hard for the money

And calling me a thief

Please, don't even try it, right

Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet

She almost got cut short you know, scissored

She tried to disrespect

Who, The Grand Wizard

Me, well what's your name, son

MC Ricky D

But not to be so harsh

I said to Mona Li-hee

I'm sorry and I know that's low class

Uh, please sit, and tell me a little about your past

She said well I got courage and I don't like porridge

I've never been to college but I've got crazy knowledge

Over eighteen and my eyes are green

I wear more gold than that man on A-Team

Trim, slim, and I'm also light skinned

Best believe Mona's a virgin

A virgin, honey needed a slap

She tried to tell me she's a virgin with her yay wide gap

I said it don't matter see, I'm not picky

Let me spell my name out for you, it's Ricky

R, ravishing

I, impress

C, courageous or careless

K, for the Kangols that I've got

That I wear everyday and Y, why not

To fight's not right that I recite and I'm quite polite like Walter Cronkite

Well, just about then

Trevor my friend came in he said

Hey Rick, don't you know playing with these snakes is a sin

He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store

He said I don't want to see you playing with these lowlifes no more

Now come along we have a party to attend with some real mature women and some more of our friends

He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute

And as the cab came he thrusted me in it

And as we were leaving and driving along

I could hear a melody as Mona sang a song

If you see me walking down the street

And I start to cry each time we meet

Walk on by walk on by foolish pride

That's all that I have left so, let me hide

The pain and the hurt that you gave me

When you said goodbye

You walked on by