Karaoké Don't Say Yes Until I Finish Talking Smash

A studio executive has no beliefs

That's the way of a studio system

We bow to every rear of all the studio chiefs

And you can bet your ass we've kissed 'em

Even the birds in the Hollywood hills know the secret to our success

It's those magical words that pay the bills

Yes yes yes and yes

Today the Trades are all aglow with grosses for our Miss Monroe

The things those vermin mustn't know is what she puts us through

She makes directors wait all day one line per hour is all she'll say

And still she thinks we're gonna pay she needs a talking to

Tomatoes like her must be put in their place

If she don't shape up soon she'll soon be walking

'Cos the buck stops with me

Yes you're right we agree

Uh don't say yes until I finish talking

She's got them all tied up in knots

Makes each producer faint in plots

She thinks she's queen and calls the shots as she sits on a throne

She needs to learn she's only skin

The next girl's waiting for a spin

I made a star of Rintintin and paid him with a bone

Tomatoes like her well they're easy to find

We throw them out as soon as they start squawking

So get me some younger dish we concur as you wish

Hey don't say yes until I finish talking

And while you got me on a roll let's find a role for Nat King Cole

Tell Lankowitz his script is trite a little lower to the right

I think that Brando is miscast that television just won't last

That I'm the king of Hollywood

All hail the king

Oh that feels good

Which brings me back to that dumb blonde to her demands I now respond

Some buy her act but I'm not conned you better fall in line

You're too bazooms and nuts to boot

I'll keep you in a bathing suit

When you stop bringing in the loot well go back to the vine

Tomatoes like you they all whither and die

My powers though will never be diminished

So don't bring me to my boiling point

You're just a broad

I own the joint

I'm in control you're just a face so allow me to cut to the chase

I'll make another movie star can someone light my damn cigar

And then say yes 'cos yes men

I'm finished

Yes