Karaoké Mama Makes Three Smash

A boy I go to school with calls me up for a date

He said I'll come and get you 'bout a quarter to eight

We go off to a movie where he steals a little kiss

And then we park around the corner to explore a little bliss

I think his heart's a pounding but it isn't my man

It's my mama out the window with a frying pan

Saying hey there mister that's my little girl

Keep your cultivating fingers off my precious little pearl

I never get to keep no company because one and one is two but baby

Mama makes three

Now ladies listen up

I got a little older with a place of my own

A guy from work who's all of that starts ringing my phone

We book a little hotel at the Jersey Shore

But you know it ain't the ocean that we're goin' there for

We go to check in but then I hear 'em shout

Because my mama's at the front desk checkin' us out

Saying hey don't mister mister don't you come near

I have some big reservations 'bout your reservations here

He hit the ground runnin' as he threw her the key

Because one and one is two but baby mama makes three

She chaperon each party every date and every day it's

Hey mama you was once a girl now give a girl a chance

I wish my wiser pa could help to free his little bird

But he knows that he's a goner if he ever says a word

I moved away and finally meet the man of my dreams

He put the diamond on my finger how it sparkles and gleams

We have a simple wedding with the shoes and the rice

And then we head off to our honeymoon to really break the ice

I whispered dim the lights and go to slip on something red

But when I turn around you know who's lying in bed

Saying hey there mister that's the light of my life

I ain't giving up my daughter just because she's your wife

We'll never add a branch to our family tree

Because one and one is two but baby

Mama makes three oh

Mama makes three yeah

Yeah, mama makes three yeah oh

Hey mama I love you still

Hey mama I've had my fill

Hey mama you're where it began

Hey mama I love my man

Hey mama please leave us alone

Hey mama just use the phone

Hey mama you had romance so mama give a girl a chance give a girl a chance

Hey mama I love you still

Hey mama I've had my fill

Hey mama you're where it began

Hey mama I love my man

Hey mama please leave us alone

Hey mama just use the phone

Hey mama you had romance so mama give a girl a chance

Give a girl a chance

Give a girl a chance, hey