Karaoké Mr. and Mrs. Smith Smash

Call the Justice of the peace but don't tell him our names

Don't put out a press release or mention baseball games

Book the nearest Bridal suite one room will suit us fine

For the desk clerk that we meet

The only autograph we'll sign is

Mister and Misses Smith

Mister and Misses Smith simply the folks next door simply the folks next door

People without a single clue what

An agent or grip is for

Yes

Nothing can beat the view

Nothing can beat the view when as far when as far

As the eye can see there's

As the eye can see there's no one but Misses no one but Mister

Smith and me

Smith and me

For a home the man provides that cottage built for two

We'll check the small town classifieds

Variety won't do

Then we'll move to mainstream USA

And sign the deed of trust the mailbox at our hideaway

Will tell the whole wide world that we're just

Mister and Misses Smith

Mister and Misses Smith merely the folks next door merely the folks next door

People who use their kitchen each night

Who never been in Toots Shor

Yeah

Nothing can beat the view

Nothing can beat the view for as far for as far

As the eye can see there's

As the eye can see there's no one but Misses no one but Mister

Smith

Smith and me and me

No early calls

No early calls no big premieres no big premieres

No less

No less romantic theme romantic theme

We'll spend the nights

We'll spend the nights making our own making our own

Little league

Little league baseball team baseball team

We're no one

We're no one you've ever seen you've ever seen

Movie stars don't live anywhere here

Except on the local drivin screen

Yes

Yes

I'd gladly disappear

I'd gladly disappear

If it might guarantee a view of

If it might guarantee a view of no one but Mister

No one but Misses

Smith and you

Smith and you