Karaoké Public Relations Smash

Here she is

Miss Marilyn Monroe

Will she have the answers that our readers want to know

From India and Paris

And from just across the pond

We have so many questions for

America's smart dumb blonde

Here I am

I dropped in from the sky

For Look and Life and all the boys from Peek and UPI

Please let us peek behind closed doors

Where no one is allowed

Well I'm pretty good in private but the truth is

I'm better in a crowd

I relate to men of so many nations

But public relations are my favorite kind

You're the story that we're glad we're assigned

Dealing with one man can lead to frustrations

But public relations

I have never declined

'Cos we're the guys who'll never leave ya behind

A bunch of men with pad and pen is a way to have some fun

Ha ha

But ladies listen to me confidentially

Yeah

Nothing ever beats a one on one

Still you have come to me for sex in quotations

So I'll use public relations to give you a piece of my mind

Gimme gimme a piece of your mind

'Cos the answer to a question is the way you're defined like

What do you sleep in

Well I adore Chanel number five and not much more

Any advice for a girl in the city

If you're two faced at least make one of them pretty

The studio says lateness is your favorite crime

True I've been on a calendar but never on time

When you posed nude your inhibitions were gone

Well that's not quite true

I kept the radio on

Ha yes to chase the blues boys I chase the newsboys

Fame has plenty of perks

When your life's a mess call the foreign press

Be they Indian Parisian

British

German or Turks

Yeah

I am glad you crave my best conjugations

Yes public relations is my favorite sound

'Cos when I'm around

I can pick up the phone

'Cos the forth estate is always around

Yes it's just good public relations