Karaoké The National Pastime Smash

Fellas fellas

Yeah, is it hey team hold the benches it's Marilyn

I just got a date

She just got a date with baseball's Chilton Chate the lucky so and so

So run me through the bases put me through my paces

And teach me all the things a slugger's lover to know

What's that there that's the pitchers mound have you ever seen a shape

That is so perfectly round

Batter up play ball you better give it your all

'Cos' all men like to play at

'Cos' all men like to play at the national pastime

Who's that there

That's the first base coach

Have you noticed that he

Signals every time I approach

Kill me out throw him out because there isn't a doubt

'Cos all men like to play at

'Cos all men like to play at the national pastime

When I was just a little girl

I liked being dainty and pearly

But now that I've given sports a whirl

I finally kind of like to get dirty

Yeah

Baby what's that there that's the team bull pen

And I like the odds I'm seeing no girls I'm there

Hit the deck look alive before the ladies run dry

Because my skills and my passion will elevate

The national

Peanuts

Hot dogs

Cracker Jack I don't care I don't care if I ever get back

When the seasons over the play won't end

'Cos' a baseball diamond is a girl's best friend

Yes her style

Yes her style and her fashion will and her fashion will

Elevate the national pastime

Elevate the national pastime