Karaoké Unknown Stuntman Smokestack Lightnin'

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell but I've been seen with Farah

Well I've never been with anything less than a nine so fine

Well I've been on fire with Sally Fields blown up for Raquel Welch

But when I wind up in the hay it's only hay hay, hay

It's a death-defying life I lead

I take my chances

I'll die for a livin' in the movies and TV

But the hardest thing

I ever do is watch my leadin' ladies

Kiss some other guy while

I'm bandaging' my knees

And I might jump from an open drawbridge and I might roll a brand-new car

Because I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star

Well I've never spent much time in school but I've told ladies plenty

Well It's true I hire my body out for pay hay hay

I've gotten burned over

Cheryl Tiegs gone fast with a gal named Bo

But somehow they just don't end up as mine

And I might fall from a tall building or Tarzan from a vine

Because I'm the unknown stuntman that made Eastwood look so fine

And they never make me president but I got the best first ladies

Some days I've got 'em as far as the eye can see

Oo-ee

Well a morning dive over

Jackie Smith and a crash in the night with Cheryl

But in the end they never stay with me

And I might fall from a tall building

So Burt Reynolds don't get hurt

I might leap a mighty canyon boy so he can kiss and flirt

While that smooth talker's kissin' my girl

I'm just kissin' dirt

Because I am the only stuntman that made a lover out of Burt