Karaoké Lodi Dodi Snoop Dogg

Yeah, gotta say what's up to my nigga Slick Rick

For those who don't like it, eat a dick

But for those who with me, sing that shit

As it go a little something like this

La Di Da Di we likes to party

We don't cause trouble we don't bother nobody

We're just some niggaz who're on the mic

And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic

For all my Doggs keepin y'all in health

Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself

'Cos it's cool when ya 'cos a cozy conditionin

Which we create 'cos that's our mission

So listen close to what we say

Because this types of shit happens everyday

I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin

I gave myself a strech up a mornin yawn and

Went to the bathroom to wash up, I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup

And said um mirror mirror, on, the wall

Who is the top Dogg of them all

There was a rubble dubble five minutes it lasted the mirror said

Well that's true that's why we never have no beef

So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf

Used Oil of Olay 'cos my skin gets pale

And then I got the file for my fingernails

I'm true to the style on my behalf, I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath

Clean, dry, was my body and hair

I threw on my brand new Doggy underwear

For all the bitches

I might take home

I got the Johnson baby powder and cool water cologne

Now I'm fresh, dressed like a million bucks

Threw on my white socks with my all blue chucks

Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no

I went back in

I forgot my indo

Then I dilly

I ran through an

I bumped into this smoker named from the

This was a girl playin hard to get

So I said what's wrong 'cos she looked upset

She said um

It's all because of you

I'm feelin' said and blue

You went away

Now my life

Is filled with rainy days

I love you so

How much you'll never know

Oh

'Cos you took your dope away from me

Uh huh, uh huh

Oh

Damn, now what was I to do

She's cryin over me and she was feelin blue

I said, um, don't cry, dry your eye

And here comes your mother with those two little guys

Her mean mother steps then says to me

Decked Sally in the face and punched her in the

Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet

Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The bitch was strong the kids was gone

Somethin was wrong

I said, what was goin on

I tried to break it up

I said stop it just leave her

She said if I can't smoke none she can't either

She grabbed my closely by my socks

And so I broke the hell out and

I grabbed my sack of rocks

But um, they gave chase they caught up quick

They started cryin on my shoes and grabbin my dick

And sayin' why don't you give me a play

So we can brake it down the Long Beach way

And if you give me that okay

I'll give you all my love today

Doggy, Doggy, Doggy can't you see

Somehow your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your jazzy ways

Doggy Dogg, your love is here to stay

And on and on and on she kept goin

The bitch been around before my mother's born

I said cheer up so I gave her a hit

I said you can't have me

I'm too young for you bitch

She said, no you're not then she starts cryin'

I says I'm nineteen she says, stop lyin

I says, I am, go ask my mother

And with your wrinkled pussy

I can't be your lover

Yeah, uh, tic toc you don't stop

And to the, ah tic toc you don't quit

Yeah, tic toc and ya don't stop, and to the

Ah tic toc and ya don't quit, beeeotch