Karaoké Princess Problems Snow White (2025 film)

Times are lookin' bleak

So Princess take a peek

See every day it's sink or swim

Famine's on the rise with vultures circlin' the skies

And prospects well they're rather grim

Let me break you the news

The odds can't be beaten

And a man's gotta choose

Will he eat or get eaten

Does that dampen your day

Do the facts make you frown

Wakin' up to the real world is bringin' you down

Well that sounds an awful lot like princess problems

Finally learnin' that life's not fair

Seems to me you got some princess problems

Ain't it crummy when folks won't share

I could try bein' kind or whatever you said

It's just that I'm partial to not bein' dead

So I'm stickin' to my plan of grabbin' all I can 'stead of livin' in a fantasy

See your princess problems don't apply to me

Charmin' speech but are you done

None for all and all for none

Such a gift of hope you give

Yeah well hope's in short supply

Well how about we try to

But still we have to try live

So that's it

You give in

Nah you begin to get wise

'Cos you can't fix the world bakin' apple pies

Yeah we got a classic case of princess problems

The castle's cozy but it's cold outside

Sure just write 'em off as princess problems and stayin' selfish is justified

That was harsh but I'm proud

Look at you gettin' mean

You should go tell the queen

But I'm stayin' on the run

Lookin' out for number one and that's the way it's gonna be

'Cos your princess problems don't apply to me

They don't apply to me