Karaoké If You C Jordan Something Corporate

I have a story a bitter anthem for everyone to hear about

This kid who just don't like me and that's a solid fact

They say he's hunting me and as you see

I'm all swelled up with fear

'Cos I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan if you see Jordan

He makes me sick he makes me sick

High school's over high school's over and you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach and man I think that's great

You nearly cried and said to yell at you like I do at all the girls

Then you drove home real quick

Did you make it in time to masturbate

There's one too many of you in this world

If you see Jordan if you see Jordan

He makes me sick he makes me sick

High school's over high school's over and you still won't quit

You say it's chivalry well it's jealousy that led us to this song

Won't play it often just at least until you're gone

You'll stop at nothing but the real thing

And everything up to that's pretend

You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan if you see Jordan

He makes me sick he makes me sick

High school's over high school's over and you still won't quit