Karaoké Right Hand Man Something Rotten! (musical)

If you ever got in trouble

I would be there on the double just to bail you out

If there's anything you lack you know I've always got your back that's what it's all about

Think of me as your sidekick helping you whenever I can

I'm more than just a woman, baby when the pressure's coming

Baby, let me be your right-hand man

But you're not a man

I'm the man

Ugh

You're not hearing me

If you're ever in a pickle you can call for me and quick'll be how fast I run

I'm not in a pickle

You and me should be a team for any dream or any scheme that's how it should be done

Sure, I could stay in the background

Just smiling every now and again

But just to be a pretty lady that would be a pity, baby let me be your right-hand man

You should listen to her she's usually right

Eat your cabbage

Okay

I am stronger than you think don't be thinking I ain't tough

I am where you oughta go when the going's getting rough

So when things are going badly

But they're not

They kinda are

No, things are fine

But if they weren't

But it's okay

Love? Oh

Quit trying to protect me

What? What?

Can we change the subject, please?

Not until I know that

If you're ever in a fix and it's a fix you need to nix then I'm your go-to guy

You're not a guy

Don't be so literal and don't forget

I'm not a shrinking violet a solid rock am I

So don't be thinking I'll crumble when the you-know-what hits the fan

There's no problem that's too big when you're married that's the gig so don't be a sexist pig

Is it asking too much of you?

It's only 'cos I love you

Let me be your right in fact, I'll show you that I'm right

What are you doing now?

I'm gonna get you boys some meat

Baby, I'm your right

Don't put up a fight

I can be your right starting here tonight

Let me be your right-hand man

Let me be your right-hand man