Karaoké Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You) South Park

Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three eggwhites

A half a stick of butter melted

Stick it all in a bowl baby stir it with a wooden spoon

Mix in a cup of flour you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls?

They're big and salty and brown

If you ever need a quick pick-me-up

Just stick my balls in your mouth

Ooh suck on my chocolate salty balls

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

They're packed full of vitamins and good for you

So suck on my balls

Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half cup of Brandy

Then throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla

Grease up the cookiesheet 'cos I hate when my balls stick

Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls?

They're big and salty and brown

If you ever need a quick pick-me-up

Just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

They're packed full of goodness high in fiber

Suck on my balls

Hey wait a minute what's that smell?

It smells like something burning

Well that don't confront me none

As long as I get my rent paid on Friday

Baby you'd better get back in the kitchen

'Cos I've got a sneaking suspicion

Oh man baby baby you just burned my balls

Help me my balls are on fire

Some ice baby my balls are burning

Gimme some water pour some water on me

My balls are burning oh my goodness

Come blow on 'em come blow on 'em do something

Ooh suck on my chocolate salty balls

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em they're on fire baby

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

Put 'em out baby blow 'em

Oh suck on my balls baby suck on my balls baby

Suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls

Come on baby ooh ooh suck on my balls