Karaoké Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo South Park

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose and we all know Frosty who's made out of snow

But all of those stories seem kind of gay 'cos we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mister Hankey the Christmas Poo

Small and brown

He comes from you

Sit on the toilet

Here he comes

Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below

Spreading joy with a Howdy Ho

He's seen the love inside of you 'cos he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty

Sometimes he's corny

He can be brown or greenish brown

But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve he might come to your town

Mister Hankey the Christmas Poo

He loves me

I love you

Therefore vicariously he loves you

I can make a Mister Hankey too

Well Kyle where is he

Uh he's coming

Come on dude push

Uh I'm trying

Wait, wait I can see his head

Mmh here he comes

Howdy Ho

I'm Mister Hankey the Christmas Poo

Seasons Greetings to all of you

Let's sing songs and dance and play now before I melt away

Here's a game I like to play

Stick me in your mouth and try to say

Howdy ho ho yum yum yum

Christmastime has come

Sometimes he's runny

Sometimes he's firm

Sometimes he practically water

Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet

'Cos he's just clinging to your sphincter

And he won't drop off and so you shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does

Ahem

Mister Hankey the Christmas Poo

When Christmas leaves he must leave too

Flush him down but he's never gone

His smell and his spirit linger on

Howdy Ho