Karaoké What Would Brian Boitano Do? South Park

What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?

He'd make a plan and he'd follow through that's what Brian Boitano'd do

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics skating for the gold

He did two salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blind fold

When Brian Boitano was in the alps fighting grizzly bears

He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair

So what would

Brian Boitano do if he were here today?

I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two that's what Brian Boitano'd do

I want this V-chip out of me it has stunted my vocabulary

And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist too

'Cos that's what Brian

Boitano would do

What would Brian Boitano do?

He'd call all the kids in town and tell them to unite for true

That's what Brian Boitano would do

When Brian Boitano travelled through time to the year three thousand and ten

He fought the evil robot kings and saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids he beat up Kublai Khan

'Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody

So let's all get together and unite to stop our moms

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too

'Cos that's what

Brian Boitano do

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too

'Cos that's what

Brian Boitano do

'Cos that's what

Brian Boitano do