Karaoké Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened to My Part?) Spamalot (musical)

Whatever happened to my part?

It was exciting at the start now we're halfway through act two

And I've had nothing yet to do

I've been offstage for far too long

It's ages since

I had a song

This is one unhappy diva the producers have deceived her

There is nothing I can sing from my heart whatever happened to my part

I am sick of my career always stuck in second gear

Up to here with frustration and with fears

I've no Grammy no rewards

I've no Tony Awards

I'm constantly replaced by Britney Spears

Britney Spears

Whatever happened to my show

I was a hit now I don't know

I'm with a bunch of British Knights

Prancing 'round in wooly tights

I might as well go to the pub

They've been out searching for a shrub

Out shopping for a bush well they can kiss my tush

It seems to me they've really lost the plot

Whatever happened to my

I'll call my agent damnit

Whatever happened to my

Not yours not yours

But my part