Karaoké Good Afternoon Spirited

Now fellow here you are

In a shitty British bar

With a frothy little frown upon your lips

Another pint for me friend

Extra warm

Your accent blows

Well I beg to differ

As you're drownin' in that ale you're feelin' like a failure

Sorrier than soggy fish and chips

But you don't have to sit and pout

Just let your inner Scrooge come out

'Cos why should any other jerk enjoy his day

When you're down in the dumps and need some cheerin' upsies

Turn and tap a 'apless chap and sweetly say

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Just let one fly and you'll be smilin' pretty soon like this

Good afternoon

I beg your pardon

You pompous ass

Oh two little words can totally change a tune

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

So you've done nothin' wrong

In so very, very long

And I get it's an important point of pride

It's part of my job

But come on now don't stay quiet

You know you wanna try it

Better to never let all of the bitter be bottled up inside

Oi

Out of the road dingus

Oh come on bub

He's got it comin'

You know you want to

Mmh mmh

Mmh

Come on

It's right there

Mmh

Just let it

Good afternoon

Yes

Good afternoon

So you're a wankerous cantankerous buffoon

Good afternoon

You smell of shite

Now we didn't say

Good mornin' or Good night

That's right

Yes two little words

Yes two little words can totally change a tune can totally change a tune

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

She clogged the loo

He diddled your wife

Good afternoon

He has the plague

She called you a whore

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon!

Hello guv'nor

Pardon his French

Good afternoon

Just deplore 'em with decorum

Just deplore 'em with decorum like you're Judi bloody Dench like you're Judi bloody Dench

Wait

Wait

Was that Judi Dench

Oh my God

She's a national treasure

I love her in everything

I loved her in mmh

That, that chocolate

Chocolat

Chocolat

While we're stumblin' through

Ah ah ah the streets of London town

Ah ah ah

The quickest little pick-me-up

The quickest little pick-me-up is kickin' people down is kickin' people down

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

It's tons of fun

It's tons of fun

And if you're short then you can kiss my Dickens son

Woah woah woah

No no no no no no no stop

Kiss it

Sonny

Stop

No it's Charles Dickens

It's a funny little thing

Yes thank you but there is a baby but that isn't real

Oh there's a baby

Madam

I am so sorry

Oh and ma'am

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon

Our favorite swear

Our favorite swear

Just let a little vile fill

Just let a little vile fill the village square the village square

A pin to pop some prick's balloon

And nobody is immune for givin' a man

For givin' a man a kick in the pantaloon a kick in the pantaloon

Oh two little words can totally change a tune

Oh two little words can totally change a tune

Good afternoon

Good afternoon, good afternoon

Good afternoon, good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon, good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good after

Good afternoon

Good afternoon, good afternoon

Good afternoon

Good afternoon, good afternoon

Good afternoon