Karaoké I'm Awesome Spose

Awesome, awesome awesome, awesome

I don't necessarily have to be here for this

Tonight

I'm gonna keep the headphones though

Mother

I'm awesome

No you're not dude, don't lie

I'm awesome drivin' around in my mom's ride

I'm awesome

A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online

Mother

I'm awesome

I will run away from a brawl

I'm awesome

There's no voice mail nobody called

I'm awesome

I can't afford to buy

Then I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

You know my pants sag low even though that went out of style like ten years ago

Spose

I got the swagger of a cripple

I got little biceps getting fatter in the middle

And lyrically I'm not the best

Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet

So preposterous feel the awesomeness

The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest

Oh yes

The girls are repulsed so I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult

I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis

All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased

Me, I'll never date an actress got too many back zits

Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss

Every show I do is poorly promoted

And if you like this it's 'cos my little sister wrote it

I'm awesome

No you're not dude, don't lie

I'm awesome drivin' around in my mom's ride

I'm awesome

A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online

Mother

I'm awesome

I will run away from a brawl

I'm awesome

There's no voice mail nobody called

I'm awesome

I can't afford to buy

Then I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

I'm awesome

Check it out

I'm from Maine and I don't hunt and I can't ski

Smoke but I can't roll

Might be with by my wifey my neck's not icy

Eatin' at McDonald's because Subway is pricey

And my unibrow is plucked

Just ask my mom if

I could borrow ten bucks

She's like for what

Bluh, wraps and some Heinekens

Skinny, go get a gym membership and vitamins

I'm like mom please don't blame it on me

I got my bad habits from you, dad and Aunt Steve

My attitudes sour but my futon's sweet

And the hair on my it is Jumanji

Suit untailored ringtone Taylor Swift

Can't tweet up on my Twitter 'cos I haven't done

Bank account red body ungroomed

The only thing good about me is I'm off stage soon

I'm awesome

No you're not dude, don't lie

I'm awesome drivin' around in my mom's ride

I'm awesome

A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online

Mother

I'm awesome

I will run away from a brawl

I'm awesome

There's no voice mail nobody called

I'm awesome

I can't afford to buy

Then I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

Further more I'm cornier than ethynol cheesier than provolone

I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home

With an ego the size of Tim Duncan even though I got for brains like a Blumpkin

I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls because I spent a decade filling Optimos

And I'm not even the bomb in Maine on my game

I'm only about as sexy as John McCain

Now put your hands up if you have nightmares if you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here

If you got dandruff if you drink light beer

I'm out of breath

But I'm awesome

No you're not dude, don't lie

I'm awesome drivin' around in my mom's ride

I'm awesome

A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online

Mother

I'm awesome

I will run away from a brawl

I'm awesome

There's no voice mail nobody called

I'm awesome

I can't afford to buy

Then I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

I'm awesome