Karaoké It's Dangerous to Go Alone Starbomb

Ayy ha ha

Alright

Yeah

Aw yeah

My name is Link y'all

I'm straight outta Hyrule

Been on the force of good since nineteen eighty-six, old school

I'm bringin' you a laid-back summertime jam

Hold on a minute Link

Hey what's up old man

I see that you're embarkin' on another epic quest

You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the princess

But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss

It's dangerous to go alone

Take this

Oh thanks old man that is really very nice

I can always count on you for help and friendly advice

Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size

Oh God that's not a sword

It's your dick in disguise

Yes I can't lie

I have painted my schween

Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean

Wait a minute Link

Don't leave the cave

Where do you think you're goin'

This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowin'

That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose

I gotta warp right now to Zelda in this chilled-out groove

Wait this isn't Ganon's lair

I'm in Liberty City

This place looks just like

Philadelphia but even more shitty

I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute Junction

Somethin' in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned

I gotta fix it quickly

There is justice to do

Hold on a minute Link

Old man is that you

This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits

It's dangerous to go alone

Take this

Well that's really kind of Gaah

That's your wrinkled dick again

Look I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men

Don't be that way bitch

Let me introduce you

To my three best friends

Mister Johnson and the Juice Crew

If you save the princess Zelda well you know you're gonna grab her

So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo-jabber

Oh my God

I gotta warp outta here

Princess Zelda awaits

I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late

Okay now I really don't know where I am

Hold on a minute Link

Goddamn it old man

You're in Raccoon City

It's a zombie abyss

It's dangerous to go alone

Take

No

Fuck you

Fuck you I'm not givin' you a

I'm not touchin' your wee-

Stop the chilled-out groove

Geez

You come in here tellin' me you got a wee-wee weapon

It's not cool

I'm not gonna touch it

I'm not gonna ss- prr-

No

So is that a no on the handjob or

Okay