Karaoké Luigi's Ballad Starbomb

Princess Peach

Won't you listen to my speech

I don't have any stars of invincibility

But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me

I'm your

Luigi

What up bitch

I got a ONE UP bitch

What's inside that Question Block

It's my dick

It's-a-me a-Mario

I'm more Italian than pastrami

I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami

I saved you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky

Must I be a raccoon to get inside your Tanooki

I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen

My mushroom's now mega if you know what I mean

So suck it

Mario you always do this shit

I like a girl and then you ruin it by yellin' stuff about your dick until they go away

Hey Luigi it's okay that Mario's a bit risqué

Just tell me what you need to say

Please don't be afraid

Oh Princess

It means so much for me to hear you say that

The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that

Goddammit

I'm here to pleasure that ass

I'd like to go first Princess but I always come last

And you say we'll get together but I'm jackin' off alone

Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only Dry Bones

I am tired of your run-around

It's such a fuckin' hassle

I go through shit and then you're in another fuckin' castle

You gotta think about it

Well I don't believe the hype

You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe

OMG

I can't decide on which of you should be the guy

To take me on your mustache ride that'll redefine my life

I'm ready to give love a shot

It's not about

I'm ready to give love a shot

It's not about how many coins you've got how many coins you've got

I just know I like you a lot

Yo sluts check out my yacht

I just know I like you a lot

Ugh

Let me take you on a magic kart ride

I'll bust all yo' balloons when I smack your backside

We'll have some fun

I'll bring my friends along

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong

Come on Peach

It's time to make your choice

I'm the only plumber that can make your boobies rejoice

Green lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me

It's time to live out our story of the Princess and the pea, 'nis

So

Who's it gonna be Princess

I choose

Toad

Toad

Well his whole body's shaped like a dick

Oh yeah okay

Mushrooms look like dicks

Uh huh mmh hmm