Karaoké Community Property Steel Panther

I would give you the stars in the sky but they're too far away

If you were a hooker you'd know

I'd be happy to pay

If suddenly you were a guy

I'd be suddenly gay

'Cos my heart belongs to you

My love is pure and true

My heart belongs to you

But my dong is community property

You're the only girl that I like to screw when I'm not on the road

When I come home my dinner's made and the front lawn is mowed

I'll kiss your mouth even after my rocket explodes

'Cos my heart belongs to you

There ain't nothing that

I wouldn't do for you

My heart belongs to you

But my dong is community property

I wanna make it clear so you retain it

My dong's a free spirit and you can't restrain it

No

You just can't chain it down

I love you so much it hurts from my head to my feet

I think of you and my crotch starts to move to the beat

I see your face every time that I go out and cheat oh

'Cos my heart belongs to you

There ain't nothing that

I wouldn't do

My heart belongs to you

But my dong is community property

Yeah yeah yeah

No no no

Oh no no no whoa

Whoa ooh whoa oh oh oh oh

Community property