Karaoké Fat Girl (Thar She Blows) Steel Panther

I saw her drinking beer eating peanuts by the bar

I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car

She said her name was Debby she was a friend of Jenny Craig's

She had boobs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs

I know you're hungry

I can see it in your eyes

'Cos you're lookin' at me like I'm a side of fries

I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place

Squirt my baby gravy all over your face yeah yeah

Thar she blows

Thar she blows fat girl she's everything I wanted and more

Fat girl she can't fit through the door thar she blows

I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real

So I'm gonna buy you a million happy meals yeah

I want a chunk o' that body if you only let me in

I wanna sink my summer sausage

Into that double chin yeah yeah

Thar she blows

Thar she blows fat girl is ridin' my jock again

Fat girl is snackin' on my cock again

Ouch

Don't bite

My friends keep telling me

I must be going blind

'Cos you've got cottage cheese all over your behind yeah

Even though some people point and laugh at us

You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus

Fat girl I can't believe you're eating again

Fat girl where does your neck begin

Thar she blows fat girl put my hot dog into your bun

Fat girl you're really really tons of fun

Thar she blows

Thar she blows

Thar she blows, yeah my fat fat girl, uh, ah

Come here honey where you goin' brr, wah