Karaoké Bad Sneakers Steely Dan

Five names that I can hardly stand to hear

Including yours and mine

And one more chimp who isn't here

I can see the ladies talking

How the times are getting hard

And that fearsome excavation

On Magnolia Boulevard

Yes I'm going insane

And I'm laughing at the frozen rain

Well I'm so alone

Honey when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada my friend

Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a

Transistor and a large sum of money to spend

You fellah

You tearin' up the street

You wear that white tuxedo

How you gonna beat the heat

Do you take me for a fool

Do you think that I don't see

That ditch out in the valley

That they're digging just for me

Yes I've gone insane

You know I'm laughing at the frozen rain

I feel like I'm so alone

Honey when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada my friend

Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a

Transistor and a large sum of money to spend

You know I'm going insane

Yes I'm laughing at the frozen rain

And I'm so alone

Honey when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada my friend

Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a

Transistor and a large sum of money to spend