Karaoké America Stephen Lynch

Hey hey what do you say

I come from a place called the US of A

Ho ho what do you know hop in my car and let's go

Well this is a song for America

Home of the red white and blue

Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean

Apple pie baseball and Shell gasoline

And if you don't love her fuck you

Beloved by all from

Tikrit to Beijing

If the world were a school we'd be homecoming king

Worshiped by France and by North Vietnam

Afghanistan thinks we're the bomb

Oh this is a song for America

Home of the red white and blue

Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean

Apple pie baseball and Shell gasoline

SUVs handguns and US magazine

And if you don't love her fuck you

Our human rights record is something of note

We freed all our slaves and gave women the vote

Everyone's equal forever always

Unless you're one of them gays

Oh this is a song for America

Home of the red white and blue

Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean

Apple pie baseball and Shell gasoline

SUVs handguns and US magazine

Low carb diets and fast food cuisine

And if you don't love her fuck you

To all war torn nations to those in turmoil

We'll help you kill despots we'll help you drill oil

And if you don't want our help that's OK we're coming in anyway

Oh this is a song for America

Home of the red white and blue

Oh land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean

Apple pie baseball and Shell gasoline

SUVs handguns and US magazine

Low carb diets and fast food cuisine

Crack cocaine

Abu Ghraib and nicotine

Swindling CEOs getting off clean

Housewives all hopped up on amphetamine

Nipples get rated

NC seventeen

FEMA and Levies and Hurr'cane Katrine

George Bush's great rolling war machine

I think we're in trouble don't you

It might seem I don't think our country's so great

But intolerance bigotry greed's what I hate

Most folks are honest and decent and true

Peaceful compassionate good through and through

That's what it means to be red white and blue

And if you don't think so fuck you

If you don't think so fuck you